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| Upgraded optical sensor array with photonic target illuminator (clip-on lighted magnifier); (2) LF-45 Advanced Linear Warp Drive nacelles with high-yield antimatter containment fields (grip handles with rechargeable batteries); RAV/ISHAK Mod 3 Warp Celestial Guidance System (clip-on control buttons); Integrated LCARS terminal node interface (game link port); Borg-technology derived atmospheric pulse-wave generators with cranial induction implants (Panasonic ear-clip headphones); Ferengi collimated photon illuminating module system with mutable attitude adjustment (Nyko flexible Worm Light); Integrated LCARS terminal node interface (game link port); Transporter Annular Confinement Beam (ACB) emitter system (infrared port); Phase transition coil for deflector array graviton polarity generators (volume control); Integrated dual Kinjal polaron modulators (built-in stereo speakers); Standard Starfleet spacedock warp plasma refuelling port (AC adapter jack); Dilithium resin conversion unit (AC adapter); Systemwide logic and weapons initiation system (on/off switch); and the latest in transparent duranium hull plating (clear purple case). | ||||||||||||||||
| Launched from Utopia Planitia on stardate 12979 after an extensive refit, this "Handheld" class vessel will help you explore the farthest reaches of the Known Universe - and beyond! Designated by Starfleet Command as hull number NX 11124-GBC, The USS Toofun has been involved in a number of decisive intergalactic missions. | ||||||||||||||||
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| BATTLE DAMAGE AND SYSTEM ANOMALIES: Due to skirmishes with the Klingons, the Primary Visual Interface Unit shows some cosmic ray damage, but a liberal application of Tribble Oil would repair this (the screen has some scratches, but could be rubbed out with plastic polish). Additionally, the Optical Sensor Array Initiator has been hit by a Romulan disruptor, requiring the use of a graviton microprobe in order to initiate proper function (the switch for the illuminated maginifier is broken off, so you turn on the light with the tip of a ballpoint pen). |
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The USS Toofun in orbit while exploring the known hostile alien-infested spatial expanse surrounding Uranus.
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| 21st-century archaic English translation: This collection includes the following: Fully working Nintendo Gameboy color with age-appropriate wear & tear, illuminated magnifier with broken switch handle (but the switch still works), clip-on control buttons, rechargable battery pack, AC adapter, Panasonic clip-on headphones and a Nyko Wormlight. Now THAT was boring. | ||||||||||||||||
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